{"id":38797142,"date":"2004-06-30T09:19:58","date_gmt":"2004-06-30T09:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.casey.com\/2004\/06\/pity-poor-chuck.html"},"modified":"2013-04-13T04:02:27","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T04:02:27","slug":"200406pity-poor-chuck-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/2004\/06\/30\/200406pity-poor-chuck-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Pity Poor Chuck E."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class='p_embed p_image_embed'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Media_httpcaseycomfam_bqrpi\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/cmcimport.files.wordpress.com\/2004\/06\/media_httpcaseycomfam_bqrpi-scaled500.gif\" width=\"107\" \/><\/div>\n<p>I caught this headline on the AP news wire today, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&amp;cid=817&amp;e=12&amp;u=\/ap\/pizza_attack\">Police: Mom Threatens Chuck E. Cheese<\/a>&#8220;.  Shocking I tell you, simply shocking!I speak from experience, you see, I&#8217;ve paid my dues in that Rat Suit.  Several years ago I wrote about the experience in an article titled, &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.casey.com\/family\/rat_suit.html\">Lessons Learned in a Rat Suit<\/a>&#8220;.  From time to time I&#8217;ll get an email from a fellow alum of Chuck E. Cheese&#8217;s Pizza Time Theatre.  Sometimes it&#8217;s someone who worked there long ago as I did, sometimes it&#8217;s a current employee.  Maybe I could have taught something to the young girl who was assualted while trying to entertain young children while dressed as a rat.  But then again, I never had a parent throw pizza at me, so maybe it is I who still have more to learn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I caught this headline on the AP news wire today, &#8220;Police: Mom Threatens Chuck E. Cheese&#8221;. Shocking I tell you, simply shocking!I speak from experience, you see, I&#8217;ve paid my dues in that Rat Suit. Several years ago I wrote about the experience in&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38797142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diversions"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3mOvc-2CMUm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38797142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38797142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38797142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173354666,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38797142\/revisions\/173354666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38797142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38797142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38797142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}