{"id":38797056,"date":"2004-10-06T11:57:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-06T11:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.casey.com\/2004\/10\/mrs-dangerfield.html"},"modified":"2013-04-13T04:13:59","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T04:13:59","slug":"200410mrs-dangerfield-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/2004\/10\/06\/200410mrs-dangerfield-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Mrs. Dangerfield&#8217;s Call"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/casey.com\/images\/rodney_joan.jpg\" height=\"188\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Rodney &amp; Joan\" width=\"162\" \/>&#8220;Hello, is this Chris Casey?&#8221;, the voice on the phone asked me.  &#8220;Yes it is&#8221;,  I answered, as I usually do to that question.  &#8220;This is Joan Dangerfield calling,&#8221;&#8230; long pause awaits some recognition from me that&#8217;s not coming, &#8220;as in, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rodney.com\/about\/wife.asp\" class=\"biglink\" target=\"_blank\">Rodney Dangerfield&#8217;s wife<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It was 1996, and sure, I knew who Rodney Dangerfield was, but why would his wife be calling me?<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you write a book called <em>The Hill on the Net<\/em>?&#8221;, Joan asked.  In fact I had, and it had only just been published.  &#8220;I have a flier here about your book that someone gave to me.  Why is it bad news that Rodney is #95?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Aha, now I&#8217;m starting to get it.  In 1996 there were many new Internet magazines trying to become THE must-read of the hoardes who were rushing online.  One of them, <em>Websight<\/em> magazine, had in their April issue published an article titled <strong>The 100 Most Influential People on the World Wide Web<\/strong>.  And I&#8217;m still flattered that I came in at #96 for my efforts to promote use of the Internet on Capitol Hill.<\/p>\n<p>My publisher, seeing an opportunity to capitolize on the honor, created a flyer plugging my book.  It noted my position at #96 and added, &#8220;Good News&#8230; Bill Gates is #100!  Bad News&#8230; Rodney Dangerfield is #95!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Again Joan asked, &#8220;Why is it bad news that Rodney is #95?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a joke Mrs. Dangerfield.  If I&#8217;m #96 to Rodney&#8217;s 95, it means I get even less respect than he does.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh&#8230; ha ha ha.  That&#8217;s funny.  Thank you then, goodbye&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/casey.com\/images\/websight_rodney.jpg\" height=\"118\" align=\"right\" alt=\"Rodney Cover\" width=\"90\" \/>By the next year, Rodney had climbed Websight&#8217;s list with a bullet, and was on the cover of their Websight 100 issue.  I had begun the slide to my present obscurity (if there was a ranking now, I expect I&#8217;d be in the upper ten millions), and Joan hasn&#8217;t called me since.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2004\/SHOWBIZ\/10\/05\/obit.dangerfield.ap\/index.html\">Rodney Dangerfield dead at 82<\/a><br \/> <em>CNN, 10\/5\/2004<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/articles\/A13343-2004Oct6.html\">Rodney Dangerfield, Beating Troubles To the Punch Line<\/a><br \/> <em>Washington Post, 10\/7\/04<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Hello, is this Chris Casey?&#8221;, the voice on the phone asked me. &#8220;Yes it is&#8221;, I answered, as I usually do to that question. &#8220;This is Joan Dangerfield calling,&#8221;&#8230; long pause awaits some recognition from me that&#8217;s not coming, &#8220;as in, Rodney Dangerfi&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38797056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3mOvc-2CMSY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38797056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38797056"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38797056\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173354695,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38797056\/revisions\/173354695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38797056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38797056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38797056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}