{"id":38796903,"date":"2004-11-04T05:02:19","date_gmt":"2004-11-04T05:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.casey.com\/2004\/11\/the-robot-barte.html"},"modified":"2013-04-13T02:29:16","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T02:29:16","slug":"200411the-robot-barte-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/2004\/11\/04\/200411the-robot-barte-html\/","title":{"rendered":"The Robot Bartender"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A popular bar had a new robot for a bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also &#8212; like any good bartender &#8211;engage in appropriate conversation.<\/p>\n<p>A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, then asks him, &#8220;What&#8217;s your IQ?&#8221; The man replies, &#8220;150.&#8221; And the robot proceeds to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, &#8220;This is really cool.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the drink and asks him, &#8220;What&#8217;s your IQ?&#8221; The man responds, &#8220;100.&#8221; And immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, baseball, cheerleaders, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He goes back in, the robot serves him and asks, &#8220;What&#8217;s your IQ?&#8221; The man replies, &#8220;50.&#8221; And the robot says, &#8220;So, you gonna vote for Bush again?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>thanks for the joke Sis<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A popular bar had a new robot for a bartender installed. It could not only dispense drinks flawlessly, but also &#8212; like any good bartender &#8211;engage in appropriate conversation.A man enters the bar, orders a drink. The robot serves him a perfectly &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38796903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3mOvc-2CMQv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38796903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38796903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38796903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173354648,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38796903\/revisions\/173354648"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38796903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38796903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38796903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}