{"id":38796576,"date":"2005-02-01T14:30:16","date_gmt":"2005-02-01T14:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.casey.com\/2005\/01\/q-how-many-bush.html"},"modified":"2013-04-11T03:16:46","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T03:16:46","slug":"200501q-how-many-bush-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/2005\/02\/01\/200501q-how-many-bush-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are&nbsp;improving every day.&nbsp; Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media.&nbsp; That light bulb has served&nbsp;honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect.&nbsp; Why do you&nbsp;hate freedom?<\/p>\n<p><i>Thanks Karen for sharing the laugh<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermin&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38796576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3mOvc-2CMLe","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38796576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38796576"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38796576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173354604,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38796576\/revisions\/173354604"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38796576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38796576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38796576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}