{"id":38795579,"date":"2005-06-30T11:58:54","date_gmt":"2005-06-30T11:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.casey.com\/2005\/06\/tasteless-jokes.html"},"modified":"2013-04-11T02:46:28","modified_gmt":"2013-04-11T02:46:28","slug":"200506tasteless-jokes-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/2005\/06\/30\/200506tasteless-jokes-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Tasteless Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When <a href=\"http:\/\/casey.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/rappahannock_ri.html\">camping recently<\/a> with two friends and our four 12-year old sons, we found ourselves around a campfire, enjoying some <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Smore\">smores<\/a>, and sharing some laughs.  But as I struggled to think of age-appropriate jokes, I was frustrated to realize how few I could recall.  It seems my joke catalog has thinned, and the few that came to mind would have gotten me in trouble with their moms had I shared them with our boys.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought of a few&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>What&#8217;s easier to load, a truckload of crates, or a truckload of dead babies?<\/b><br \/>Dead babies, you can use a pitchfork.<\/p>\n<p><b>What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?<\/b><br \/>Bob<\/p>\n<p>In each case, I knew I was remembering only a couple of what were many jokes of the same theme, and I knew I could count on the fact that I&#8217;d have an easy time finding them all online.  And so I did.  Enjoy, and don&#8217;t blame me if you&#8217;re easily offended.  They are tasteless jokes, but I find them funny.<\/p>\n<ul><\/p>\n<li> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dead-baby-joke.com\/\">Dead Baby Jokes<\/a>\n<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.looniebin-of-jokes.com\/jokes\/noarms.htm\">What do you call a guy with no arms, and no legs, and&#8230;<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When camping recently with two friends and our four 12-year old sons, we found ourselves around a campfire, enjoying some smores, and sharing some laughs. But as I struggled to think of age-appropriate jokes, I was frustrated to realize how few I &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38795579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3mOvc-2CMv9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38795579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38795579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38795579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":173354533,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38795579\/revisions\/173354533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38795579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38795579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casey.life\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38795579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}